Don't you know I'm loco?

My name's Charly and I'm really just a bog standard human being, no frills attached.

Well to be fair their’s a lot of tall northern dark haired lads. Just a lot lack that sense of humour

I know a guy who near enough fits that description except a. his hair is slightly longer b. he has a couple of piercings and c. he’s not tall/hench

but he is dark haired, funny, got a couple of tattoos, wears decent clothes and on the rare occasions that I see him I do feel a bit pretty haha.