September 2011
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weetaprix:
I’m tempted to leave disposable cameras placed around my house for my party and see if people use them and then get them developed lol the life I have
I wanted to do this but in random places around town and tied down like the pens in banks.
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“It’s necrophilia.”
– PETA founder and president Ingrid Newkirk, reacting to the New York Times’ “sexy chicken” pinup photo.
[atlanticwire.]
(via thedailywhat)
Ahaha shut up PETA, you weird bastards.
Oh my god, I stayed in tonight because I was...
Woke up being pocket dialled, called one of the girls and they said they were nearly back so I stayed up and they came into my room to tell me that they were pissed off with the lads and Mattie (who has a thing going on with Charles) spent the whole night telling Mika to back off when he kept trying it on with her but he wouldn’t leave her alone. I thought this was as far as the drama would...
Sometimes if people are really smug and undeserving and nasty to other people I wish bad things on them, and I know that’s terrible but I just think why should you be happy when you’re such a prick.
siriuslykathryn asked: Are you saying I'm naive and pretentious???
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Lost gamblers' port/fell asleep in the shower.
I love my flatmates.
Earlier on the lads actually chose to watch 1984 with me.
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I have actually learnt so much from uni already like today I learnt that if you have a 10am lecture then a bar crawl the night before it a terrible idea.
Today I am dressed like Ryan from the OC, Season...
Chino kid. I am also sporting no makeup and terrible hair as today is the day that me and the girls are making a family dinner for the flat and I am hoping people with love me for my cooking not my looks.
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In our flat we have a chart with how many days out...
Saruche - 1
Everybody else - 0
Me - 6
Just spent my last thirty quid on alcohol
Then lost it. It actually disappeared somewhere between me leaving tescos and getting to the flat. Looking forward to the world’s most depressing night out tonight.
Oh my god
shut up.
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mjmoss replied to your post: Day four of freshers
Wait what
Reading that back it makes no sense, basically some people were brazenly shagging in the living room of the flat opposite ours and we witnessed the whole thing.
Johnny Marr is playing at my flatmate's dad's bar.
Kwl.
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Day four of freshers
Got called into Roma’s room by Roma shouting OH MY GOD NAKED GUY, who quickly started shagging naked girl despite the fact that he’d just seen us giving him the thumbs up. Oh, also he seriously face-fucked her.
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Despite a bender last night I couldn't get back to...
So I scrubbed down the kitchen, mopped, washed the dishes, bagged up all the empty bottles jars and cans, wiped the surfaces and put away all the stuff on the side providing I knew whose it was. Flatmates best appreciate this.
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My flatmates wanted to know how I could sleep with...
Hi I’m Charly and I can and will sleep no matter the situation.
Also
When you have to say ‘Corsa’ three times before the girls from London understand what car you have.
You know you've got an angin accent when
Somebody speaks to you for thirty seconds and goes… ‘oh you must be the one from Stockport’.
Put some old jeans on today and they ripped in two...
Time to put down the pie, Charly.
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chinbending:
i wonder if a guy has ever had a threesome with two women and gotten them both pregnant
OH SHI-
Just remembered
On the way to my grandma’s the other day we saw an asian girl sticking her head out the window of a limo getting all excited and I was like ‘ooh dad I thought she was gonna flash you then’ and he just went dead seriously ‘she did flash me, she had her face out’.
If you have to tell people you're funny
Then you are not.
Just been greeted by Sophie with 'you didn't make...
No Sophie, I have no reason to be awake right now except for the fact that at the age of nearly fifteen you still can’t wake yourself up for school, are you really telling me you can’t make toast for yourself as well?
So here’s the list of things Sophie can’t do while mum’s away
-Wake up -Make herself any sort of food -Wash dishes without me specifically telling...
Imagine if transitions did contact lenses ew it’d be like Storm from X-Men.
mjmoss replied to your post: Once you’ve learnt to sing, you can teach me lol xx
That quote is going in the press section of my website.
I should write music reviews for a living - that I would consider to be a highly favourable opinion.
mjmoss asked: Once you've learnt to sing, you can teach me lol xx
Nobody told me there was a new series of Inside...
So I’m spending tonight catching up.
Melon now mango tomorrow or mango now melon tomorrow?
OH MY GOD
My friend Beth a couple of years ago in her youth gave a guy a blow job in the cinemas and I commented on a wall post about going cinemas saying I might have a cheeky hotdog but not the sort of cheeky hotdog she has and our boss commented saying ‘I know what kind of hotdog that is ahahahaahaha’ and oh my god then he said he nearly choked on his sports mixture when he read it (is that a...
mjmoss replied to your post: mjmoss replied to your post: In the car listening…
steal her iPod and fill it with J-Flynn & Spektor etc This is a MMoss Sanctioned plan.
Jason Derulo and Rihanna are going to be PISSED OFF.