December 2011
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Wow, so...
FU.
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Went out for a birthday meal on Saturday with my...
And I was like oh god I’ve ate so much does anybody else want to last onion bhaji and my auntie started singing
GO CHARLY IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, EAT ANOTHER BHAJI LIKE IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY
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Last night
I kissed two people called Gareth. Think about it, how many people do you actually know called Gareth? Also due to the magic that is mistletoe I got to kiss the most beautiful boy in the world who I’ve fancied from afar for about three months now.
At one point six lads ran into the room in their boxers carrying a fifteen foot tall christmas tree, there was a massive sleigh which my platoon...
First four steps of plan completed.
Final step edited to eat massive bowl of pasta, watch 90210, shower, head off to meeting.
Plan.
Put on running gear. Run down to barracks. Do risk reduction run on the treadmill. Pass. Come back and sleep by way of celebration.
Why can’t I just skip to step five?