January 2011
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jp-dizzle asked: ahahahaha. i severely hope that anon below is genuine. that is the greatest thing i've ever seen!
Anonymous asked: I've seen a fair few posts regarding a certain "growth" on your forehead
would you post a picture of it please?
would you post a picture of it please?
Anonymous asked: The growth on your forehead makes me hard. I masturbate furiously to the mental image of you stroking it.
Reblog if you want (1) creepy compliment..
My dash is always full of these, and I always think ‘gullible twats filling up their Tumblrs with utter shite just to get anon attention’.
Ahahaha Tool Academy.
‘All I want is a bit of felatio once in a while’. ‘Jade will do anything for love but she won’t do that’.
mjmoss replied to your post: mjmoss replied to your post: Getting seriously…
Brandish a knife while conversing with her about it.
Might just cut off bits of her car and leave them on her bed until she agrees.
mjmoss replied to your post: Getting seriously sick of this.
Keep at it, she’ll cave eventually.
Price for me and her = £1,800
Price for just me = £2,600
Getting seriously sick of this.
Every other sod I know magically affords to drive their unnecessarily expensive cars because of the bank of mum and dad, and yet working full time I can’t even consider it currently since my mum won’t even put whatever car I get on her insurance to lessen the payments because she thinks that direct line or whoever else will magically know that I drive it more than her. They’re a...
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some...
Very intelligent, I like it.
Can't believe I forgot the twist in Along Came a...
I had literally the same reaction this time as I did when I first watched it.
My head.
It hurts.
Really fucking annoyed.
Me and Michelle agreed to swap shifts tonight so I’d do her 12-8 and she’d do my close because I’m meant to be going out with my boss and a few other people from work. She fucking WAKES ME UP at ten by calling me FOUR TIMES and then goes ‘oh I’m sorry babes I’m going to see my boyfriend tonight now so we have to swap back’.
WHAT?
You agreed, we got it...
It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life...
I really need to fix my clock radio thing so I can have the Nina Simone version of this as my alarm.
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That girl on The Joy Of Teen Sex
Who says ‘I’m here to learn about sex… having sex with girls’ is really really cute.
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I DROPPED THE SCREW IN THE TUNA.
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Went out for a few drinks with the lads tonight
Those lads being Ant, Badger, JP, Harry, Mike and Craig, and at one point somebody made some sort of crude sexual joke, and I went ‘errr that’s disgusting. Mike then turned around, looked at me in disbelief and said ‘wow, if Charly said it was disgusting then it really must have been’.
That’s right, I’m the disgustometer, even when out with boys.
reasonsarenotneeded replied to your post: reasonsarenotneeded replied to…
What’s this sadness you speak of? I only know hungry and horny
I know only happy and sleepy, but I’ve heard it described this way.
reasonsarenotneeded replied to your post: reasonsarenotneeded replied to…
I don’t like loans. I hate debt, I would rather not do it and pay nothing than have to pay someone off over a period of a time.
I’m well willing to get into a bit of debt for this degree, although the Manchester thing’s genuinely gutting, like I think i’m currently feeling… sadness?
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I wish I did have thousands of pounds knocking around…Life would be sweeeeeet.
Same, but seriously anybody can pay their way through uni with a part time job and a student loan, fact.
reasonsarenotneeded replied to your post: reasonsarenotneeded replied to…
Fuck that, I can’t even afford uni. No sympathy from me.
Ha it’s not like I have thousands of pounds randomly lying around. I have a full time job at McDonald’s so you can’t play the poor me I’m from a working class background card with me.
Sam: This might sound odd, have you tried going on updog?
Me: I'm not gonna say what's updog.
Sam: GOD DAMN IT.
reasonsarenotneeded replied to your post: Manchester, what’s your beef?
You work at mcdonalds…Nuf said ;
Yo this is the emotional equivalent of a breakup for me, be a bit more sympathetic GUYZE.
I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS WAAAAHHHH.
As one of the most popular universities in the UK, our courses are high demand and entry to them is extremely competitive. Admissions officers consider the mix of skills and experience needed for success on the course, and achieving or being predicted to achieve the specified grades does not automatically guarantee an offer of a place.
Manchester, what's your beef?
This was my first choice uni, I already had the grades needed for the course and yet I’ve just received a reply of ‘unsuccessful’. Last year I never got rejected from anywhere and now my first one is a rejection WHYYY?
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My mum just told me she didn't like my parting...
I’ve not changed my parting in over three months.
Anonymous asked: you're actually really sexy
My fucking cat
Will not go away. She keeps nuzzling my laptop so the screen goes backwards and licking my PJBs and clawing my leg and generally being annoying.
Whenever I watch Snog, Marry, Avoid I always wear...
Allow me to explain. It goes a bit like this:
POD: I am here to take down everybody fake. Me: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I usually wear pretty minimal makeup, but today I’m wearing foundation, bronzer, mascara, eyeliner and lipstick and I haven’t even changed out of my pyjamas.
Listening to start-to-finish NATW.
Seems like there couldn’t be a better soundtrack to my general business today.
If me and Britt were on Sun, Sea and Suspicious...
It would have been filming our holiday in Dublin. We went out one night, watched CSI quite a bit, slept, ate a shitload of pringles, went shopping a few times and for walks and stuff and had a nice meal out at a restaurant. The only thing remotely rebellious we did was smoke in our hotel room, and that was only because the hotel messed up and gave us a smoking room. HARDCORE.
xpeacelovehappinessx replied to your post: xpeacelovehappinessx replied to your post:Work…
eeeek did someone see it who shouldnt?
Ahhh nah it doesn’t matter who reads it really, I personally can’t wait to tell ‘girl 1’ how mental she’s being to her face on Thursday. I just mean I read it back and realised I would be so confused if I didn’t know who it...
Oh my god.
Just seen the part of Shameless where they parody the Smack My Bitch Up video. Excellent.
xpeacelovehappinessx replied to your post:Work should be interesting Thursday.
i enjoyed the whole ‘girl 1’ ‘boy 1’ idea :’) hahaha
Ha I thought it’d make things more simple considering nobody knows who I’m talking about, but I was sorely mistaken.
mjmoss replied to your post: mjmoss replied to your post:mjmoss replied to…
No not particularly tbh
Gonna cut off all my hair and start wearing more shirts.
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‘HIS’ Not gay then Charly?
Do I come across as gay? You’re not the first to feel the need to confirm my sexuality ahah.
mjmoss replied to your post:Somebody at work today asked me what I was doing for Valentines’ Day this year.
It’s kind of sad how you made your PJ Bottoms a facebook just so you could go out with them Charly lmao
I tagged them in a status earlier ahaha and Facebook tried to tell me before to write on ‘his’ wall.
Somebody at work today asked me what I was doing...
I was like mate my Facebook says I’m in a relationship with my pyjama bottoms, do you seriously think I have plans for Valentines’ Day?
jp-dizzle replied to your post:Everything you post on here makes me want to make you my gypsy bride more. Can you divorce PJB on Facebook and marry me instead? I’m so much better than that lowlife! I have my own caravan!
you’re such a sad, lonely soul Charly.
Horrible, horrible boy.
cantquitmebaby asked: Everything you post on here makes me want to make you my gypsy bride more. Can you divorce PJB on Facebook and marry me instead? I'm so much better than that lowlife! I have my own caravan!