January 2010
175 posts
'I'm sorry, you can't come in. Somebody's being...
This was Lillie Hamp trying to stop people from interrupting our little chat. She then proceeded to continue pretending to be sick, making Lora (who was actually throwing up) have the sink while I giggled like a moron in the bath. Me and Lydia paid four quid last night to watch ‘Bring It On 3’. Very weird night, but seriously bloody hilarious. Suky Akers is getting banged. Pizza before...
Get off my Youtube account Sophie.
In my recommended section there’s three Rihanna songs and one Miley Cyrus. This is because I supposedly search Rihanna and Miley frequently. Never share a laptop with a 13 year old wannabe black girl.
'You thought that one girl was hurtin' for a...
‘Yeah that was me.’
‘And here you just wrote ho for sho.’
‘Yeah… I remember that one. She was a ho… for sho.’
“If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his...”
– Sirius Black, Harry Potter
“Do not fear death as much,
rather the inadequate life.”
– Bertolt Brecht
Berlin 2010
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I understand that:
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2. I will always be on time.
3. There will be no smoking on group activities and in the presence of members of staff.
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Failure to comply with this code of conduct...
Oooh, a friend request.... Who the hell is Iqbal?
Genuine name of a facey b group, which tickled me because I work with a guy called creepy Iqbal. I hate lit, after millions of revision I’m still crapping myself because every time I think of an example question in my head I forget all the quotes I’ve learnt. Crap. Please let this go well.
Best get to bed - the sooner I sleep, the sooner I get to spend two and a half hours dying for...
“He asked us ‘be you angels?’ and we said ‘nay, we are but...”
My lovely father
Just sent a text to the housephone and made his fiance put it on speakerphone so we could hear a robotic voice say ‘dickhead. big dickhead.’
Got new trainers today, and a new tshirt. Big win. Tongue bar changed down so my final hurdle of chewing gum has finally been crossed three weeks later. Bigger win. Ooooriiiite. Bit devvoed that I’m revising instead of going out tonight...
I told a guy called Nigel at the pub
that I was 36, had a husband and was pregnant with my third child. He asked me what breastfeeding was like.
The world is full of secret slags.
Beware the secret slag.
seriously guyz,
lostsecrets:
why is you talk to me about getting with my mate, its not like i can do anything about it, you give me false promises and ignore everything about me unless its to do with one of my mates. feeling completly used right now. Ive just woken up after watching a film, gonna be up all night :|
Been there, got sick of that.
(500) days of Summer
Is out on dvd tomorrow :) Guess we know what I’ll be watching once I’ve managed to nab a lift to buy it.
Why do people think getting tattoos of cupcakes is...
Stop posting pictures of cupcakes and tattooing them onto yourselves. They’re just cupcakes.
Also, Tony Robinson is an idiot. He’s trying to find out how much truth there is in Dan Brown’s ‘The Lost Symbol’. He basically just asked a mason if he was guarding secrets, and when the mason said no he considered this proof that Dan Brown was wrong.
Classic Tumblr rape.
Kudos.
I was thinking today.
Girls are far better looking than boys. In my opinion anyway. I like boobs, to be honest with you, and I’m sorry, but I’m coming out the closet. Yes, I am a lesbian. It’s just that Sam is so ineffably manly, he’s the exception to the rule. Otherwise, anybody else interested? By the way, wanna do last night again Lydia? ;)
CHARLY.IS.OSSUM.
actionforreaction:
I am lame.
Totally not written by me either.
could you go for 10 days without tumblr or your...
fuckyeahfightclub:
i think that you could.
I do not watch ‘Glee’.
“When you’re single, all you’re looking for is ‘happily ever...”
– How I met your mother.
Lydia
East London is a vampire It sucks the joy right out of me.
Beware.
'70% of men would like a readhead for a...
…69% would like a blonde and only 10% would like a brunette.’
FUUUUUU-
Top ten ‘Snog Marry Avoid’ shockers will make me feel attractive again :)