December 2011
14 posts
Wow, so...
FU.
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Went out for a birthday meal on Saturday with my...
And I was like oh god I’ve ate so much does anybody else want to last onion bhaji and my auntie started singing
GO CHARLY IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, EAT ANOTHER BHAJI LIKE IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY
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Last night
I kissed two people called Gareth. Think about it, how many people do you actually know called Gareth? Also due to the magic that is mistletoe I got to kiss the most beautiful boy in the world who I’ve fancied from afar for about three months now.
At one point six lads ran into the room in their boxers carrying a fifteen foot tall christmas tree, there was a massive sleigh which my platoon...
First four steps of plan completed.
Final step edited to eat massive bowl of pasta, watch 90210, shower, head off to meeting.
Plan.
Put on running gear. Run down to barracks. Do risk reduction run on the treadmill. Pass. Come back and sleep by way of celebration.
Why can’t I just skip to step five?
November 2011
29 posts
The person I reblogged this from is a boring...
Those posts which are like 'the person I reblogged...
Who starts them? Because surely whoever started it expected somebody to think they were beautiful enough to feel the need to tell Tumblr. Just seems it’d be a bit embarrassing if nobody reblogged it off you.
Might make one of my own.
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HAVE SEX WITH A GUY WITH A MOUSTACHE DAY
jp-dizzle replied to your post: Things I used to find attractive in boys which are now deal-breakers.
oh :(
Don’t be sad JP, I should imagine of your list of deal-breakers I’d match up with a fair few haha.
somebaldguy replied to your post: somebaldguy replied to your post: But do not…
Well to be fair their’s a lot of tall northern dark haired lads. Just a lot lack that sense of humour
I know a guy who near enough fits that description except a. his hair is slightly longer b. he has a couple of piercings and c. he’s not tall/hench
but he is dark haired, funny, got a couple of tattoos,...
somebaldguy replied to your post: But do not despair - there’s still things I do find attractive.
Rare that
There’s one of everything out there I reckon.
But do not despair - there's still things I do...
Tattoos (within reason)
Height
Strong jaw
Cheeky grin
Mostly dark hair (not hair that’s mostly dark, I mostly prefer dark hair)
F-U-N-N-Y
From the north and/or WELL ARD
Anybody who looks like they could do somebody a bit of damage if they wanted to
Nice smell
Makes me feel pretty but without being soppy and grim
Things I used to find attractive in boys which are...
Skinny jeans
Long hair (longer than a couple of inches)
Them horrible baggy cropped jeans things
Any clothing with chains on
Skinny
New era hats
Beanie hats except in appropriate weather
Piercings
Vans/converse/any kind of high tops
Weed habit
‘Deep’ - see above
Anybody who says ‘dude’ or ‘man’ - see above
Just had my first non-drink-induced sob since I...
Takes quite a lot to make me cry usually but it seems currently all it takes is lack of sleep, flueyness which won’t go away and mild panic about how many responsibilities I’ve taken on.
Not eaten/got out of bed in over 36 hours.
This is due to being gripped by flu-like symptoms the very week that all my flatmates bugger off for reading week, leaving me unable to fend for myself. I’ve been out of bed for just over an hour now, ate a bit of couscous, a packet of space raiders and two spoonfuls of nutella and now I’m just hoping that I’ll make it through my shift tonight/wake up tomorrow feeling fine.
The...
On Saturday night
A boy came up to me and was like ‘wow you look really cute’ and I went ‘shit I was going for sexy.
He looked horrified.
I looked like this
I am ugly. I am fat. I am useless. I am pathetic.
claudiascarlett:
rituale-satanum:
silencewench:
pretty much.
Jesus Christ, people need to man the fuck up.
True that.
“So Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce, 72 days after a wedding that is...”
– Nicholas D. Kristof (via theartofdylan)
October 2011
58 posts
By the end of tonight I aim to:
Clean the kitchen (it’s mine and Mattie’s turn on the rota)
Complete both sets of dunce maths tutorial questions
Finish reading and making notes on ‘strategy in business’ articles
Complete accounting and finance tutorial questions
Attempt at least one of the two accounting and finance online homework tasks
Find articles to use (and potentially begin) management in...
Figured out a way to do well in one of my modules.
The answer is don’t do what they tell you to. This module is a weekly lecture on a Thursday followed by an assignment which must be completed by the following Thursday and is marked on a scale of 1-3 . I’ve been to one of these lectures and it was a complete waste of time, and while I might go to the one tomorrow because it sounds interesting the lectures are completely unnecessary. On...
You are nearly twenty years old.
Take out the snake bites. Stop declaring yourself ‘random’. Stop trying to prove the aforementioned randomness by talking about shit like rainbows and dinosaurs for no reason. Stop writing actions in stars *hugs*. Generally get a grip please.
rapscallionmatt replied to your post: My dad just won a bid on Ebay for two Arctic…
Fake :P
Haha I’d be devvoed, the guy’s had something like 184 transactions in the past year, mostly for gig tickets, and his rating is 100% though so I’d say we’re about as safe as you can get.