Reblogged from elijah-would
Don't you know I'm loco?
My name's Charly and I'm really just a bog standard human being, no frills attached.
(via partypuffinomar)
I was on a night out with real life friends in a place with music and dancing and alcohol. Soz guys.
(Source: themattestrada, via claudiascarlett)
I’ve fell in love with this guy again and again since I first saw him in This Is England, and the new series is no exception. Love him equally in Misfits, I just generally fancy him millions.
![thedailywhat:
One More Thing To Worry About of the Day: 41-year-old Y&R advertising exec Suzanne Hart suffered a gruesome, Final Destination-esque death today, when she was crushed by an elevator after it suddenly shot up while she was getting in.
The incident, which occurred at the company’s 285 Madison Avenue HQ, was described by an NYFD official as follows:
Her foot or her leg are heading into the elevator while the door is open. Her one foot is in the car; but then, the doors close on her leg and the elevator shoots upward. And she is just kind of yanked up with it. Then, the elevator car becomes pinned between the first and second floor. It seems like her body is what stops the elevator’s movement.
Two passengers already inside the elevator car were not physically injured, but were described as victims of trauma.
Department of Buildings spokesman Tony Sclafani said the elevator in question was inspected this past June, and “no safety issues were found at that time and no conditions were found that would be related to this accident.”
[cityroom / image: cbsnews.]
Definitely used to suffer from night terrors about this exact thing FUCK.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7tggm89m1qzpwi0o1_1280.jpg)
One More Thing To Worry About of the Day: 41-year-old Y&R advertising exec Suzanne Hart suffered a gruesome, Final Destination-esque death today, when she was crushed by an elevator after it suddenly shot up while she was getting in.
The incident, which occurred at the company’s 285 Madison Avenue HQ, was described by an NYFD official as follows:
Her foot or her leg are heading into the elevator while the door is open. Her one foot is in the car; but then, the doors close on her leg and the elevator shoots upward. And she is just kind of yanked up with it. Then, the elevator car becomes pinned between the first and second floor. It seems like her body is what stops the elevator’s movement.
Two passengers already inside the elevator car were not physically injured, but were described as victims of trauma.
Department of Buildings spokesman Tony Sclafani said the elevator in question was inspected this past June, and “no safety issues were found at that time and no conditions were found that would be related to this accident.”
Definitely used to suffer from night terrors about this exact thing FUCK.
Except, you know, when the child can’t consent cause they’re a fucking C-H-I-L-D.
I’m hoping this means “paedophilia” as in a 15yr old and a 16yr old or something. Not a child. Otherwise this post is fucking stupid as shit.
Paedophilia is by definition child rape, ever heard of statutory rape mate? I know plenty of people who consented to sex with people over eighteen when they were 12/13/14 because they were essentially groomed and they still regret it now.
And I was like oh god I’ve ate so much does anybody else want to last onion bhaji and my auntie started singing
GO CHARLY IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, EAT ANOTHER BHAJI LIKE IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY
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A Chuck Testa Christmas of the Day: Just a very normal and not at all terrifying Christmas card from the mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico.
[thanks AbeRod1986!]
Cracked me up, how is this post so underappreciated?](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw02801DjB1qzpwi0o1_1280.jpg)
A Chuck Testa Christmas of the Day: Just a very normal and not at all terrifying Christmas card from the mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico.
[thanks AbeRod1986!]
Cracked me up, how is this post so underappreciated?
I kissed two people called Gareth. Think about it, how many people do you actually know called Gareth? Also due to the magic that is mistletoe I got to kiss the most beautiful boy in the world who I’ve fancied from afar for about three months now.
At one point six lads ran into the room in their boxers carrying a fifteen foot tall christmas tree, there was a massive sleigh which my platoon took over, I danced on the bar for about an hour and then later when we moved on to a bar round the corner from the barracks I got kicked out for cracking open a bottle of Kopparberg I found in my bag.
It was such a bizarre but amazing night.
